ELIZABETH ROSE
Once upon a time…
A young damsel named Elizabeth Rose took her Knight in shining armour along to a banquet. The two of them sat to dine with the King and Queen of the realm they were visiting and enjoyed a ribald exchange of words and stories.
The King leaned across to the Knight and asked [...]
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The G Bomb
Monday, February 8th, 2010A Perfect Night
Saturday, February 6th, 2010SKYE BLUE
Ladies, picture it.
There you are lying a top your CBM (current bed mate) basking in the afterglow of a magically delicious round of sex, when he says:
‘Hey, my friend is throwing a party for his girl next weekend. You wanna come with?’
His words were spoken with such nonchalance, that as you lay there in [...]
The First Time
Friday, February 5th, 2010SAM SHARPE
Can you name any one thing that ratchets up the pressure, intensity and sense of expectation in a relationship more than the first time you fuck make love? I sure can’t. In fact, hindsight suggests that in some of my relationships the anticipation that bubbled and seethed before consummation may have been the highlight. [...]
The First Kiss
Thursday, February 4th, 2010ELIZABETH ROSE
“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.” – Rene Yasenek
The first kiss; that wonderful moment of exploration, the thrill of first contact and even better that single moment of anticipation just before your lips meet.
I love the build up to the [...]
The First Date
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010SAM SHARPE
Nothing sets the tone for a relationship like the first date. Maybe you believe in love at first sight. Maybe you’re an online dater. Perhaps you were introduced to the love of your life through a mutual friend. Regardless, it means nothing until you have that first date. The first date is like the [...]
The First Phone Call
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010SKYE BLUE
Score! Mission accomplished. The phone number of the girl or guy whose wit, charm, good looks and/or hot body has your pulse racing and loins throbbing has been saved on your mobile phone. ‘It was great meeting you, I’ll be in touch soon,’ you say as the two of you part ways. As you [...]
The Meet Cute
Monday, February 1st, 2010ELIZABETH ROSE
“Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).” – urbandictionary.com
So today we start our relationship journey with first contact. In the movies this is always in the unusual, cute and zany manner that makes you realise these two are meant to [...]
Goodbye Fringe Month, Hello…
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Well folks, Fringe month has officially come to a close. I know many of you, including our own butt play fetish girl Elizabeth Rose, will be mourning it’s passing for weeks to come. But don’t fret too much – there’s a lot more kink to cover and we’ll back at it sooner than you think. [...]
Ask The Expert: Volume 1
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Welcome! This is the first installment of Ask The Expert, our new monthly feature that allows you, our readers, to get all your questions about love, romance, dating and mating answered by our resident Relationship Coach, Owen Williams, and our Enthusiastic Amateurs, Leesa Gaspari, comedienne and (on occasion) the metanotherfrog.com team.
To send in your queries [...]
Careless Whispers
Saturday, January 30th, 2010SAM SHARPE
Everyone has done it. Whether run of the mill (Harder! Faster!), slightly ridiculous (c’mon Big Boy, give me that MAGIC stick!) or juvenile (I love your tits!) we’ve all taken the opportunity to bend a lover’s ear with some choice spicy words. There’s nothing wrong with that. However, there’s always the possibility that someone [...]