The Question:
If you start with casual sex/have always been a bit slutty, will you ever be the girl he takes home to his mother? – Will I Ever Be The One?
Answers from Our Expert and Enthusiastic Amateur:
Dear Will I Ever Be The One,
I’ve got good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is you’ll [...]
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Ask The Expert: Volume 2
Sunday, February 28th, 2010IT’S OVER
Friday, February 26th, 2010Forever always seems
to be around when things begin
but forever never seems
to be around when things end
Lyrics from “Forever“ by Ben Harper
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Although some liars people in relationships boldly declare that their feelings of love for a special someone will last until they feel like trading you in and upgrading to a new model forever, the sad [...]
Away From Her
Thursday, February 25th, 2010SAM SHARPE
True story. It’s New Year’s Eve. My crew and me were not only ringing in the New Year, we were also celebrating my cousin T’s birthday. His girlfriend and my girlfriend were like batty an’ bench (that’s like fric and frac for the non-Jamaican massive). We gathered at my boy Charles’ place for [...]
Sharing Bodily Functions
Thursday, February 25th, 2010ELIZABETH ROSE
“I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke.” – Eugene Levy
Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago.
But…
There are certain instances where it isn’t big, it isn’t clever and it isn’t funny. Generally this is true for any [...]
Noticing His Friends
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010SKYE BLUE
A blast from my less than stellar relationship past…
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‘I’ll be back in a minute,’ my boyfriend Tim says, as he and two of his boys head to the bar to get drinks.
‘I’ll be here,’ I say in response, hoping C doesn’t notice that my eyes are trailing Jeff, Tim’s best friend, as they walk [...]
4 Tips to Keep You Communicating
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010ELIZABETH ROSE
“A degree of lying – you know, white lies – seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.” – Matthew Lesko
So here we are… we’ve met, we’ve said those three little words – and unless you’re one of the lucky few it’s all going pear shaped:
The sex has become less [...]
Intolerable Defects
Monday, February 22nd, 2010SKYE BLUE
People, can you tell me why all the good, warm and fuzzy emotions you feel from the moment you realize you like someone seem to fade away so quickly? Why is it we can’t hang on to those good feelings for the duration of our relationships? How is it that try as we might [...]
February 26th is Do Over Day!
Sunday, February 21st, 2010SKYE BLUE
Friday February 26, 2010 is Do Over Day in Canada (FYI: it’s soon to be a worldwide event so you non-Canadian peeps can participate too), and it’s your big chance to “revisit and/or repair the significant moments” of your life.
So readers, when Friday rolls around this week take a few moments to relive, re-indulge, [...]
Hello Granny Panties, Goodbye Morning Wood
Saturday, February 20th, 2010SAM SHARPE
I was young. So was she. But my relationship with Joanne was the first ‘grown up’ connection I’d ever had with a woman. By grown up, I refer not only to our respective ages, but also to our respective life circumstance. I had recently graduated and was living on my own in Toronto for [...]
Many Sexless Nights
Thursday, February 18th, 2010ELIZABETH ROSE
“Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.” – Thomas Fuller
I have already put my stake in the ground stating that as relationships proceed ladies’ underwear get larger and oral sex is offered less frequently. I even have graphs – so it’s science fact.
To Elizabeth Rose, the declining availability of sexual favours and any perceived lack [...]