Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.” - Carl Bernstein
Continuing on my bitter bunny ranting begun in “All Men Are Bastards” – I thought today I would go for the secondary subtitle of “All Men Are Stupid”. While all the ladies nod their heads sagely, and the gents take a moment of quiet indignation, let me explain myself… Read More
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“He is not affected by the reality of distress touching his heart, but by the showy resemblance of it striking his imagination. He pities the plumage, but forgets the dying bird.” –Thomas Paine
I’m sure some of you have already guessed I have (yet another) cynical view point on the existence and validity of male emotions. Read More
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Friday, February 26th, 2010
Forever always seems
to be around when things begin
but forever never seems
to be around when things end
Lyrics from “Forever“ by Ben Harper Read More
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Thursday, February 25th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke.” – Eugene Levy
Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago.
But… Read More
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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“A degree of lying – you know, white lies – seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.” – Matthew Lesko
So here we are… we’ve met, we’ve said those three little words – and unless you’re one of the lucky few it’s all going pear shaped:
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Thursday, February 18th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.” – Thomas Fuller
I have already put my stake in the ground stating that as relationships proceed ladies’ underwear get larger and oral sex is offered less frequently. I even have graphs – so it’s science fact.
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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.” – J. August Strindberg
This may come as a surprise to my readers, but I have moved in with a previous lover. I am actually all in favour of moving in together (possibly as I travel for work such a lot it doesn’t necessarily limit my polyamorous opportunities). Read More
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Monday, February 15th, 2010
SAM SHARPE, SKYE BLUE and ELIZABETH ROSE
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I’ve got to be honest. Hearing those three little words doesn’t do it for me. It doesn’t move me to praise God or my lover. Nor does it make me run for cover. No, hearing a woman say “Sam, I love you” at worst makes me cringe a little and at best makes me do a little inner shoulder shrug Read More
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Saturday, February 13th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more.” – Jeff Foxworthy Read More
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Monday, February 8th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
Once upon a time…
A young damsel named Elizabeth Rose took her Knight in shining armour along to a banquet. The two of them sat to dine with the King and Queen of the realm they were visiting and enjoyed a ribald exchange of words and stories.
The King leaned across to the Knight and asked “Are you here as one of my Knights of the realm?”
“No”, replied the Knight, “I am here with the Lady Elizabeth, for she is my Read More
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