“He is not affected by the reality of distress touching his heart, but by the showy resemblance of it striking his imagination. He pities the plumage, but forgets the dying bird.” –Thomas Paine
I’m sure some of you have already guessed I have (yet another) cynical view point on the existence and validity of male emotions. Read More
“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.” -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
In my early days of sexual infancy (before my rise to sexual infamy) setting up for a sex tape was quite the fandango. It required positioning and specialist equipment (or at the very least borrowing the family camcorder). Read More
Readers, I want to let you in on a secret. I have a cyberstalker. He’s a cute and clean cut brunette, with lovely blue eyes and a warm smile. He’s been following me for years, from one online dating site to another, trying to get my attention. I’ve never responded to his IMs, and have even gone as far as blocking him so he can’t send me messages on more than one occasion. When I do, he just regroups and comes back at me with a new profile and name (talk about persistence).
It is clear he’s obsessed with me (though I’m sure I’m not the only woman who is so lucky), but it’s not because I’m particularly beautiful or due to the fact that he thinks we are compatible based on any commonalities in our interests. My cyberstalker keeps coming back for one reason and one reason only Read More
Dear readers,
I have an unusual but hopefully not unexpected resolution this year. That is no resolution. I intend to carry on regardless, to continue to indulge whatever whim I have in my head at the time whether it is one of excess or even self imposed restriction. Read More
So yesterday I hit you with my truth regarding women and causal sex. After wracking my brain about what I could share today, I decided to tell you all about one of my ‘bestest’ first dates (I hope you caught the sarcasm there). All I can say is life occasionally gets real rough in the dating jungle.
Mr. Not Too Swift and I met online a while ago. We clicked during our first few marathon phone conversations. He told me he was trying to get back into DJ-ing, and that he worked as a sales rep at his day job. Read More
As I mentioned in Saturday’s post, Want Me…Please?, lately I’ve been thinking about the desire to be desired and the crazy things we humans are prone to do to get validation of our own self worth – an ego stroke if you will. Yes, our frail and needy little egos drive us to do the strangest things… Read More
“As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.” – Sri Guru Granth Sahib
Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI – the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. Read More
“Yeah, kind of. Like these jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really it’s just that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m travelling all the time, so I can’t really get any more.” – New Moon‘s Robert Pattinson
“I don’t know why we are here, but I am pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves” – Ludwig Wittgenstein
So dear readers I have had some crazy ass insanity over the weekend. Read More
