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Blasts From Our Dating Past, Part 2

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE, SAM SHARPE, and SKYE BLUE

Just in case you missed it, yesterday we hit you with Part 1 of  Blasts From Our Dating Past and today we’re bringing you Part 2.  But before we get down to it, I’ve got a few things to say on the subject of dating…

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I’m a firm believer in the notion that just because you can do something doesn’t mean that you should. This isn’t a revolutionary concept by any means, but it has really come into stark focus for me in the 10 months that I’ve been contributing to this blog. I mean, it’s an idea that’s applicable to all areas of life but seems especially pertinent when applied to love, sex and dating. And porn.

Another thing that writing for this blog has taught me is that dating is really a matter of trial and error. You win some. You lose some. Hopefully you learn something along the way. I know I have, and I’m sure that Skye and Elisabeth Rose have too. And for every date that’s a perfect 10, there’s a corresponding encounter (or five) that’s an absolute zero. Most of the time our dating lives hover somewhere in between these absolutes, but every so often some frog or prince(ss) comes along to shake things up. With that in mind check out some more of our dating highs and lows.

Sam Sharpe

Swallow

The Grinch Who Stole My Erection

Le Coq Sportif

My Greatest Mistake

The Funk

New City, New…

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Blasts From Our Dating Past, Part 1

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE, SAM SHARPE, and SKYE BLUE

Since we had a series of guest writers offering up the good, the bad, and the ugly of their best and worst dates ever this month, we thought that it would only be fair to hit you with some dating stories from our past as well. So, we combed through our archives and picked out a few of our fave posts to share with you – one mo’ time.

Readers I give you Blasts From Our Dating Past, Part 1.

Happy reading!

S

Tyranny of The Pussy

Curse of the First Date

Do You Usually Date Prostitutes?

Tears Down Under

YOU BLEW ME OFF!!!!!!

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

Come back tomorrow to check out Part 2.

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Guest Post: F*CK Etiqutte

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

XN

My Most Frustrating Date Ever.

Let’s be fair: not all dates need the golden fleece of fornication to qualify them as worthy pursuits. I’d be rather disappointed in myself if my sole motivation to spend time in a stranger’s company was to be drenched to the scrotum in their heady funk. But we cannot be fair unless we are also honest: Read More

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Sex Myths: A Recap Post

Monday, August 30th, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE, SAM SHARPE, and SKYE BLUE

When it comes to sex, myths, just like pet peeves abound.  That’s why we decided to discuss some of the more common myths about sex in the latter half of April.

During that time we touched on everything from kink, race and penis size, the notion of being sexually liberated and the many myths that swirl around us sex bloggers. We even threw in a two-part guest post that featured lady boys and a midget. Fact.

Yes, all in all it was a very interesting two weeks. So, whether you’re seeing it all for the first time or you’re back for a bit of a refresher, we hope that you have as much fun reading the following posts  as we had writing ‘em.

Enjoy!

S

The Power of Perception

Where Are All The Asian Porn Stars?

You Can Handle How Many Inches?

Nights in Borocay Part 1

Nights in Borocay Part 2

So You’re a Sex Blogger…Sweeeeet

Guest Post: Demysifying Kink

G-Spot: Myth or Magic?

Did You Come? Yes. And No.

Guest Post: A Hook-Up Is Just a Hook-Up

Myth: I Am Sexually Liberated

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My Best First Date

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“Let’s face it: a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.” – Jerry Seinfeld

We’ve had some lovely and horrific dating stories this month on metanotherfrog.com, and there is yet more to come. This and my current status as single & celibate (nothing makes you more likely to stick to physio than believing it to be “sex-therapy” ) has led me to meander down memory lane. I find myself thinking of the best first dates I have ever had. In fact, I once had a date so good, it lasted 28 hours. Read More

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Attack of the Green-Eyed Monster

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

A story written by SKYE BLUE based on a narrative told by ELIZABETH ROSE

Gather round people. Today I’m going to tell you a story about one of the most disturbing of emotions, jealousy, featuring a woman I’ll call Ms. DnJ (that’s short for Desperate ‘n’ Jealous).

When last I saw her, Ms. DnJ she was so anxious to find a mate that her good friends could become mortal enemies in an instant – especially when they were standing between her and a man she desired. Read More

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Guest Post: Bottoms Up

Friday, August 27th, 2010

LEESA

My Most Memorable Good Date.

I’m not normal. My dating history isn’t normal either. In fact, I can safely say that since 1986 I have had only a handful of ‘normal’ dates (dinner & movie – that sort of thing).  None of these dates are worth remembering, so you won’t be hearing about any of that nonsense.

Over the years, and over countless boxes of wine with female friends I have come to understand that I have been the fortunate one (in my estimation) to have encountered a plethora of strange and delicious ‘dates’ that are worth remembering and sharing. Read More

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Guest Post: Gabby Rod, Ann and Me

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

LEESA

My Most Memorable Bad Date.

I haven’t really ‘dated’ much. I’ve had a lot of relationships and I’ve slept around. It was fuck or play house, not really much in between. I’ve read countless articles in magazines about what makes a perfect date, but like the elusive woodland nymph, I don’t think I’ve ever really believed it existed. Read More

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Why I Luv POF Vol. 4: The Zero Chemistry Effect

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

SKYE BLUE

Now that I’ve immersed myself in the world of dating blogs, I  realize that many women go through many of the same things I experience in my quest for a good online date.  Most of us have had more than our fair share of boring, bad or straight up disturbing dates; the lucky among us have had a few outstanding dates; and there are even a few of us who have met and married their husbands through an online dating sites. But one thing I know for sure is that virtually all of us have had a date with someone where there was absolutely no chemistry – I’m talking ZERO, ZILCH, NADA. For those of you who’ve been there, you’ll understand when I say… Read More

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Guest Post: Of Fake SUVs and Cigarette Ashes

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

JAMI

My Best Date Ever?

Oh, yea so he shows up EARLY on his white horse and waits patiently for me in my living room while I finish curling my hair. I hear his shiny, silver armor clink and clank on my hardwoods. I am almost certain he is nosing around in the books I have shelved in the repurposed china cabinet that my best friend Devon gave me. Will he be shocked to see the sex education books? Upon seeing all of my middle school and high school yearbooks on those shelves will he smirk? Never mind, my hair is nearly perfect. One quick swipe of lip gloss and I sashay into the living room, “Are you ready?” I say, as if I’ve been waiting on him the whole time. Read More

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