7 Steps to Casual Sex

ELIZABETH ROSE

“Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious, and perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.” – Francis C. Farley

The holiday period is full of parties, drinks and opportunity. In particular, the opportunity for rewarding and fulfilling sex. In order to encourage my readers not to overlook the wonderful Christmas gift that some good casual sex can be, I wanted to provide you with a surefire guide to keeping it casual.

If this year Santa brings you something worth filling a stocking for, it is possible to have your Christmas cake and eat it too. That delicious office party fling: no need to fret on how you don’t want to date someone in theoffice – just don’t date! But if he is packing a hard on worth singing carols over, follow these steps in your encounters and you can keep it casual and satisfying.

Dear readers I give you…

The 7 Habits of Highly Casual Lovers

1. Meet at an apartment, not in a bar or coffee shop for idle chit chat.
2. On arrival, kiss immediately – make it passionate and be clear about why you are there. (Turning up with only lingerie under your coat also helps, but don’t forget to pack a return outfit).
3. Avoid all conversation beyond “How are you doing?” or “Like the outfit?” before pushing him into bed.
4. Fuck – don’t make love.
5. In the post coital glow, don’t cuddle. Now you can talk, but keep it light – base it on something innocuous you have in common. My favourite topics are recent rugby news or the weather.
6. Leave – depending on logistics you may or may not choose to spend the night together. I like morning sex, but once our time together is done… I get dressed, get out.
7. Casual farewell – don’t wind your arms around his neck like you are a sweetheart waving him off to war. Kiss him on the cheek only, thank him for last night, smile and walk out.

Follow these steps and neither of you will mistake your connection for anything other than it is. Sexual. I have been employing these techniques for many years with my favourite cock (belonging to an Adonis of a man) and neither of us have ever been confused or concerned on the intent of the other.

So readers, remember to play safe, and get out there and enjoy the Holiday season!

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