Bum Toys

ELIZABETH ROSE

“There are toys for all ages” – French Proverb

I still have my anal virginity (*ahem*) so I can’t offer much in the way of personal experience of bum based toy fun; but I have done my research. On my London shopping trip I wandered into Sh!, a delightful women’s sex shop in Hoxton Square. (Recommended to any London based ladies for helpful staff and good product range.) My friend Chelsea and I were advised by Joanna on the day, who ran us through their “anal range” and offered us some backdoors advice.

There are two main types of toys for up the bum fun; love beads and butt plugs.

Love beads seem to add a bit of spice as a good starting point. These are a string of beads inserted up his (or your) rectum, with a loop at the end to pull them out (Tip: good timing is as his balls tighten before ejaculation). As each bead is pulled out it rubs against his g-spot and increases his orgasm. As a toy, they don’t resemble a cock in anyway so not leading him to question his sexuality. The closer together the beads are the stronger the effect as there is less “rest” as they are making their entrance or exit.

Butt plugs are effectively a plug for your ass. These come in varying shapes and sizes. A tip is to look for a wide base to prevent it getting lost up there. As our lovely sales assistant pointed out, a trip to the Emergency Room is never sexy. Another top tip is to look for a vibrating butt plug, as vibrations relax muscles these will allow for an easier entry.
Make sure to have a good water based lubricant for using with toys or condoms. Use A LOT of it. Lube is a good thing.

Why use toys? Because you might like it – you never know till you try. A butt plug in a lady during plain vanilla sex will increase sensations for both partners and perhaps fulfill any curiosity about double penetration without the need for an extra body on the bedsprings.

Straight men can find these sorts of toys a bit scary so go slow and communicate!

Oh I should mention, never put anything (even a finger) in or near a man’s bottom without his permission and A LOT of lube. Otherwise you may be peeling him off your ceiling. Something less intimidating for you both, as a way to stimulate him, is to focus on the very base of his penis, the part running between his balls and his asshole. Vibrations on this part will have him as putty in your hands, in fact I have found spinning my vibrating cock ring around so the vibe is on his balls and doing it doggy is a great solution. Here you have the angle for the vibrations to get your clit and his “million dollar spot”. It’s a lot of fun. That particular trick was the trigger for my last proposal of marriage. I always feel it is a sign of a really good shag when he asks you to repeat the performance every night for the rest of your life.

Note: During mine and Chelsea’s trip I bought a replacement Rabbit Habit, Maximus lube, a raft of batteries and a surprise for Finn. I couldn’t possibly comment on Chelsea’s purchase.

A final word: When we mentioned the forthcoming post to the wonderful people at Sh! they responded with this message for our frogs and princesses alike…

“We’re delighted to hear you enjoyed your visit to Sh! – and we agree Joanna is pretty fabulous.

We would be happy to offer your readers a £5 in-store and online discount on any anal toys + the all-important bottle of Maximus bought together in one transaction for the duration of January. For online customers, please add discount code 75F44D onto the order, and in-store please mention www.metanotherfrog.com.

We have a newly-introduced Gent’s Evening every Tuesday, so any fella keen on introducing a bit of P-play can come browse our goodies too.”

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