On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
…a constant topic of conversation.
Merry Christmas everyone!
“Did I tell you about the funny thing Finn said?”
“Have I mentioned this great guy I’m seeing – Finn?”
“Yes – there is someone in Canada, it’s early days so I don’t want to jinx it – but his name’s Finn and he’s…”
These and a plethora of others have been recent opening gambits of my conversation. What an ideal Christmas present I must be to any dinner party or social gathering. Instead of a witty and charming guest full of flirtations and tales of the Great White North – I am a Finn-bore.
This is ridiculous!
Readers, what did you get for Christmas? I apparently got a lobotomy performed by an Irish man’s (delectable) hairy cock.
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Comment by Vitamin-S — December 31, 2009 @ 5:14 pm
That’s quite the lobotomy. I can’t say I received anything quite as interesting, however I did get Andre Agassi’s Autobiography.
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