The Power of Five

SAM SHARPE

Welcome ladies. I would like to present to you the Power of Five. And what is the Power of Five you ask? Simply put, The Power of Five is the secret to unlocking the hidden potential of your relationship.

Do you ever find yourself looking at your man hunkered down in his barcalounger watching March Madness and wonder how you can get his attention? Have you ever come home from a stressful day of work and wished with every fibre in your body that just once your man would prepare dinner, clean up the table and do the dishes? Do you ever find yourself wondering why he feels the need to fart on you in bed, laugh and then ask if you smelled that? Or, do you reminisce wistfully of the days when he would call you out of the blue just to say he was thinking about you and remind you of just how much he loved you?

Well, with The Power of Five you can have all you dream of and more. The Power of Five is not just the secret to reviving the loving, and nurturing energy you used to have in your relationship. It will help you introduce new and exciting elements to your ever-blossoming love.

Do you want your man to spend more time with you and less with “the boys”? The Power of Five can do that. Want to get that dream spa weekend you and your sister have been pining over for years? The Power of Five can do that. Or do you simply want to hear those three little words more often? Well, the Power of Five can make the words “I love you” more ubiquitous than “Hello”, “What’s for dinner” and “I’m going to J-Dog’s to watch the game” combined.

I guarantee that the Power of Five will get you the relationship you want. My program is so simple it’s revolutionary. Anyone can do it. You can start now. No weekend workshop needed.  You don’t need to buy my book or download my podcast. All you need to do is obey these five little words: Fuck Him and Feed Him.

If you Fuck and Feed your man regularly he won’t leave your side. When a man is getting F’ed and Fed regularly he feels validated. He feels loved. He feels desired, sexy. He feels like the fuckin’ man. And when the average guy starts to feel like the fuckin’ man, he doesn’t want to go anywhere else.

Going to the bar with the guys—yeah, that’s great, but pounding back the brews with J-Dog and Tony won’t make him feel like the man. That cute intern at work who always flirts with him at lunch—oh yeah she’s hot, but she doesn’t know how to make sweet potato fries like you do. Doing the laundry or coming over to your place to do the yard work for you—before the Power of Five, he’d always have an excuse, but now he knows that if he does these things for you, he’ll get Fucked and he’ll get Fed.

That’s the beauty of the Power of Five. It’s self-perpetuating. No need to thank me. Just go out and get your man fed and then get him into bed.

Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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