Why Skinny Chicks?

ELIZABETH ROSE

“We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.”  - Carl Bernstein

Continuing on my bitter bunny ranting begun in “All Men Are Bastards” – I thought today I would go for the secondary subtitle of “All Men Are Stupid”.  While all the ladies nod their heads sagely, and the gents take a moment of quiet indignation, let me explain myself…

You see I know plenty of men that like curvy girls. (I’ve slept with most of

Curvy Girls

them as I’m a curvaceous slut myself.)  I also know men who like skinny women. (I’ve slept with a fair few  of them too as not that many men are all that picky when it’s on offer.)

But I do believe there is a common theme, like imprinting a mother’s image on a hatchling bird, men like what they see first. I’m not going to go all oedipal on you – that’s just icky. There is usually a driver behind a man’s preference and I think it comes from those formative teenage years and peer pressure.

…Once ingrained, it don’t change much.

I’m talking about those cultural norms. Do most men they know (i.e. their high school peers, elder brothers and other male role models) go for skinny chicks? Or are they encouraged to leer over page 3 of the Sun at “a cracking pair”?

Note: For my non-UK readers, The Sun is a daily newspaper which features a topless girl on page 3 in every issue. Of course, it is popular due to the outstanding journalism – obviously.

I don’t agree that all men like skinny chicks. My own boob and ass based fan club is testament to that being a falsehood. However, I believe men like what they are told to like in those impressionable years.

A pretty teaching assistant from their second year of high school that everyone in class had a crush on – means they’ll always prefer freckly redheads from that day forth. It brings back the pleasure of their first self inflicted shame.

Their father’s stash of “Jugs” magazines, which they found under a mattress in the spare room, means they’ll need unfeasibly large mammaries on their future partners to get themselves off.

The only flaw to my theory is those guys (like our own F’in Man) who don’t conform to a preference. But if they were taught to love all women by their role models and the media available to them then it can still be explained by the single phrase… “All Men Are Stupid” (and don’t I just love them for it!)

Note: if the ramblings above turn out to be based in any semblance of fact then we, as a society, are in for a shit load of trouble when the generations of boys imprinted on freely available hard core porn come of age. It’s already started with the loss of bush. Where else will we end up?

Lighter Ladies

As an addendum I feel it is my duty to suggest a secondary, alternative theory to why some guys end up with a preference for thinner ladies. We all know the myths about penis size – that you can tell the size of a guy’s dick from his hand / nose / shoe size / height. But there is no real correlation between these physical traits and his trouser snake. This is also true of the ladies and the size of their nether cavern.  However, it has come to my attention that some chaps who prefer the lighter lady do so under the misapprehension that they are somehow of a smaller internal girth than more hippy or busty girls. This ain’t true, I’m afraid. It’s yet another myth.

However, it does give me another point of view… only guys with small dicks like skinny chicks. You can purchase the t-shirt here.

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