I was young. So was she. But my relationship with Joanne was the first ‘grown up’ connection I’d ever had with a woman. By grown up, I refer not only to our respective ages, but also to our respective life circumstance. I had recently graduated and was living on my own in Toronto for the first time. Joanne was still in school, but had also recently escaped the clutches of her parents. Read More
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Hello Granny Panties, Goodbye Morning Wood
Saturday, February 20th, 2010Many Sexless Nights
Thursday, February 18th, 2010“Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.” – Thomas Fuller
I have already put my stake in the ground stating that as relationships proceed ladies’ underwear get larger and oral sex is offered less frequently. I even have graphs – so it’s science fact.
Is This My Future?
Friday, December 18th, 2009I had planned to write a post asking our male readers why men tend to get upset when their bedmates fail to climax by the end of a good roll in the hay – even when they are repeatedly told that the bedmate in question had a VERY good time. But after what happened to me a few nights ago I no longer can. Now, I understand all too well how those men feel. After what happened to me I can clearly see how goal oriented people (like me) would be totally and completely frustrated by putting in their best work and never seeing the fruits of their labour. Read More
Basic Sex Etiquette Vol. 2: Got Soap?
Saturday, November 21st, 2009After hearing about the sad night our lovely English rose was greeted by hunk of knob cheese as she prepared to pleasure a lover, and learning from more than a few men that their habit of conducting a ‘finger smell test’ had saved them from being face down in crotch rot on many occasions, Read More
It’s All About Eve…and Jezebel, Delilah and Bathsheba
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009If there is anything that my Judeo-Christian programming upbringing, has taught me, it’s that woman is the root of all evil. Whether we’re talking about Jezebel, Delilah or the grandmamma of them all, Eve, the desire and lust for the fairer sex has led men to commit all manner of atrocities. Read More
Swallow: An Online Dating Story
Monday, November 16th, 2009Top 10 Ways To Keep Your Man Happy and Satisfied
Saturday, November 14th, 2009Ladies, after hearing a number of our male friends repeatedly complain that they weren’t getting the type of attention and care they (deeply) craved from their partners, Elizabeth Rose and I, decided to tackle this issue with a Top 10 list. Read More
A Night to Remember
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009So, I’m at this party, standing by the bar getting myself another drink, when this pretty young chippy comes up to me and asks me if I’m friends with ________. I say yes, she says “cool” and we end up talking the night away. I find out that her name is Shelly, I learn that she’s just finished school, that she’s going out of town next weekend and that when she laughs her perfect breasts perk up ever so slightly.
The Power of Five Part 2: A Gentleman’s Guide to Getting More Sex
Friday, November 6th, 2009The feedback from The Power of Five and I Feel Like F***ing has been swift. I’ve been accused of misogyny (Do you even like women?). I’ve been told that I’m a genius. A female acquaintance suggested that I was just another in a long line of folks who suggest that sex is the be all and end all for men. But the most common response from women was, Read More
Things I Didn’t Need to Hear
Thursday, November 5th, 2009“The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is not a problem of physics but of ethics. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil from the spirit of man” – Albert Einstein
The things men will ask you!