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Ask The Expert: Volume 2

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

The Question:

If you start with casual sex/have always been a bit slutty, will you ever be the girl he takes home to his mother? – Will I Ever Be The One?

Answers from Our Expert and Enthusiastic Amateur:

Dear Will I Ever Be The One,

I’ve got good news and bad news for you. Read More

Fantasy vs. Reality

Friday, January 29th, 2010

SKYE BLUE

As I mentioned in Group Action Makes Me Hot, I’ve never participated in sex of any kind with more than one partner. However, I jumped at the chance to write about threesomes for Fringe month, because I have a great story to share from my university days.

While I was away at university I met my girl Bianca, who I’m close with to this day. She and I became fast friends after being partnered up in the lab portion of our first year biology class. Now Bianca was the polar opposite of me Read More

Top Tips for Outdoor Affairs

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“All good things are wild and free.” – Henry David Thoreau

I have already confessed how much I delight in a bit of outdoor frolicking. (I assume I will find myself followed around Toronto parks by wannabe filmmakers in very near future.) Read More

Group Action Makes Me Hot

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

SKYE BLUE

Picture it ladies. You’re in the middle of the diddle with your flavour of the moment or maybe even your beloved, when suddenly you find yourself thinking about how far behind you are on a project at work or the errand you forgot to run before you got home that night.

That’s right, despite your partner’s ‘other worldly’ skills and natural prowess in the bedroom, Read More

Lights! Camera! Action!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

SAM SHARPE

As we enter a new year and the end of the “naughts”, I’ve been reflecting on how the world has changed over the past 10 years or so. I’ve been thinking about the ubiquity of the Internet and social networking sites; the rise of the blog and the viral video phenomenon; and the sheer speed with which information can be disseminated. In this day and age news travels fast people. Read More

The Anal Truth

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“…the butthole can be the great equalizer— everyone has one. It is the most democratic of our orifices. We can all experience what it feels like to be pitcher or catcher on the butthole diamond. And no one can accuse you of anus envy.” – Tristan Taormino, of puckerup.com

I have alluded to the request for anal sex coming up about three weeks after any declaration of love or commitment. It also happens in the casual realm where I choose to explore. Some lasses enjoy it up the bum, some don’t. But it seems that at some point all men wish to explore their lady’s back passage. Read More

As I walk through the Valley

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE

“I did not have sex with that woman” – Bill Clinton

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The Fast & The Furious

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough” – Mario Andretti

So I’m back in the UK and enjoying the pace of London once again. London as a city is a nervous, angry beast. Constantly hurrying through the day, elbowing passersby out of its way. Read More

The Grinch Who Stole My Erection

Monday, December 14th, 2009

SAM SHARPE

I am very heterosexual. I love women. I am attracted to women of all shapes and sizes, colours and creeds. As I mature, see and experience more, the spectrum of women that I find attractive continues to broaden. Whereas when I was 21 I might have found 30% of women attractive, at this point in my life that figure is probably closer to 70 or 80%. Read More

Simone: Overzealous Nympho or Pseudo-Stalker?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

SAM SHARPE

I met Simone through an acquaintance at one of my cousin Lisa’s annual barbecues. Simone stood about 5′2″, was thick in the thighs, with pretty brown eyes and legs that wouldn’t quit. Anyway, she tickled my fancy and I tickled hers so we started doing a little pinch and tickle on the side. Read More