I have to shake my head when I think about all the sexual encounters I’ve had in my time. I’ve done things that make R. Kelly look like Regis Philbin and I own a sex tape collection that would make Kim Kardashian jealous. I’ve done the dirty in some of the most inappropriate places and participated in acts that would’ve made Rick James real nervous. Some of the sex was fantastic, what wet dreams are made of. And other times were so bad I tried to erase the memories of them from my mind by sitting down with my good friend Jack Daniels. Unfortunately for me, there are some things that even hard liquor can’t make you forget… Read More
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Guest Post: Killer Crotch Rot
Monday, April 12th, 2010Guest Post: Drop Your Inhibitions and Your Pants, Ladies
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010A Little Bit of This, a Little Bit of That
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010I’m going to interrupt this weeks regular programming and share with you a few links I stumbled upon that may keep you entertained. Or informed. Either way, enjoy.
Sharing Bodily Functions
Thursday, February 25th, 2010“I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke.” – Eugene Levy
Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago.
But… Read More
The First Time
Friday, February 5th, 2010SAM SHARPE
Can you name any one thing that ratchets up the pressure, intensity and sense of expectation in a relationship more than the first time you fuck make love? I sure can’t. In fact, hindsight suggests that in some of my relationships the anticipation that bubbled and seethed before consummation may have been the highlight. Either way, nothing gets you humming like the first time you… Read More
Top Tips for Outdoor Affairs
Thursday, January 14th, 2010“All good things are wild and free.” – Henry David Thoreau
I have already confessed how much I delight in a bit of outdoor frolicking. (I assume I will find myself followed around Toronto parks by wannabe filmmakers in very near future.) Read More
Above The Rim
Monday, January 4th, 2010I must have been 17 or 18 the first time I’d even heard the term. Carl, a college friend of my brother, was talking about rimming. Apparently, it was all the rage on their campus. Rimming, for those of you who don’t know is a form of oral sex whereby the anus/perineum of one partner is serviced by the other’s Read More
Knob Karma
Thursday, November 26th, 2009“As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.” – Sri Guru Granth Sahib
Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI – the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. Read More
Persevering for P***y
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Dear readers, I’ve got two words for you – perseverance and ‘LOW-Giene’.
I’m going to assume that you all know what the first word means, and quickly move on to the second. LOW-Giene is a term one of my closest friends (shout out to the Night Nurse) came up with to describe all manner of uncleanly bodily sins some human beings inflict upon the rest of mankind. Read More
New (Clean) Moon
Monday, November 23rd, 2009“Yeah, kind of. Like these jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really it’s just that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m travelling all the time, so I can’t really get any more.” – New Moon‘s Robert Pattinson