Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
SAM SHARPE
I spend a lot of time on the internet. Doing research. Yeah…research. Anyway, from time to time I come across things that are fascinating. Or hilarious. Or instructive. Well readers, this is Man Month and I am a man (the F’in Man to be exact), so I’m going to do what I want goddamnit!
Sorry about the melodrama. It’s been a tough week. Anyway, check out these links.
- This is for all the bootyologists out there (I’m looking at you Ken). Some people will do anything to get the booty of their dreams.
- Though I am a regular contributor to this site, I recognize that metanotherfrog.com is about female sexual enlightenment, entertainment, empowerment and “edutainment”. With that in mind, let me contribute to your “edutainment“.
- Ladies. Want to know why I haven’t taken the plunge yet? I haven’t been given the proper accessory.
- I’m all for taking one for the team, but I don’t know what I would say to this lady.
- Ladies you guys aren’t the only ones with body image issues. Back in the day, this had every dude hitting the gym on some “I gotta get ripped for the ladies” ish. Now that he’s back in the news, take a few moments to remember one of the many reasons you all loved him in the first place.
- One for me, one for you. One more for me, another for you. Reading really is fundamental. (WARNING, NSFW.)
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“He is not affected by the reality of distress touching his heart, but by the showy resemblance of it striking his imagination. He pities the plumage, but forgets the dying bird.” –Thomas Paine
I’m sure some of you have already guessed I have (yet another) cynical view point on the existence and validity of male emotions. Read More
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Thursday, February 25th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke.” – Eugene Levy
Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago.
But… Read More
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
SAM SHARPE
I was young. So was she. But my relationship with Joanne was the first ‘grown up’ connection I’d ever had with a woman. By grown up, I refer not only to our respective ages, but also to our respective life circumstance. I had recently graduated and was living on my own in Toronto for the first time. Joanne was still in school, but had also recently escaped the clutches of her parents. Read More
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Thursday, February 18th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.” – Thomas Fuller
I have already put my stake in the ground stating that as relationships proceed ladies’ underwear get larger and oral sex is offered less frequently. I even have graphs – so it’s science fact.
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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
ELIZABETH ROSE
“In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.” – J. August Strindberg
This may come as a surprise to my readers, but I have moved in with a previous lover. I am actually all in favour of moving in together (possibly as I travel for work such a lot it doesn’t necessarily limit my polyamorous opportunities). Read More
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
SKYE BLUE
So you and your new lover have made it past the awkward getting to know you phase, your first kiss, your first time in bed, and you’ve even made it through your first trip. It’s been a few months, you’re really starting to feel comfortable with each other, and you sense that it’s time to take your budding relationship to the next level. You’re itchin’ to let your inner freak hang out. Read More
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
SKYE BLUE
Can anyone out there tell me why liking someone makes you want to give them presents?
Is it… Read More
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Saturday, February 6th, 2010
SKYE BLUE
Ladies, picture it.
There you are lying a top your CBM (current bed mate) basking in the afterglow of a magically delicious round of sex, when he says:
‘Hey, my friend is throwing a party for his girl next weekend. You wanna come with?’
His words were spoken with such nonchalance, that as you lay there in your ‘blissed out’ post orgasmic state, you almost miss the magnitude of what he’s said. But eventually it hits you… Read More
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
SAM SHARPE
Can you name any one thing that ratchets up the pressure, intensity and sense of expectation in a relationship more than the first time you fuck make love? I sure can’t. In fact, hindsight suggests that in some of my relationships the anticipation that bubbled and seethed before consummation may have been the highlight. Either way, nothing gets you humming like the first time you… Read More
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