“What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size.” – Human Nature (2001)
So this week is witness to a small “mini-feature” on penis size; more specifically race based myths on penis size. Read More
“…the butthole can be the great equalizer— everyone has one. It is the most democratic of our orifices. We can all experience what it feels like to be pitcher or catcher on the butthole diamond. And no one can accuse you of anus envy.” – Tristan Taormino, of puckerup.com
I have alluded to the request for anal sex coming up about three weeks after any declaration of love or commitment. It also happens in the casual realm where I choose to explore. Some lasses enjoy it up the bum, some don’t. But it seems that at some point all men wish to explore their lady’s back passage. Read More
Today is your lucky day ladies, because I’m going to let you in on a secret. I’m going to tell you about a few things all men think, do and know, but don’t necessarily share with you. So pay attention, because these are the kind of nuggets your man generally won’t volunteer Read More
“As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.” – Sri Guru Granth Sahib
Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI – the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. Read More
We know, we know boys – no woman has ever faked an orgasm with you. Why would they have to? You’re a ‘cocksman’, a stallion, a bedroom bully, a regular Don Juan if you will, and no woman ever leaves your bed unsatisfied. Trust me, we understand and that is why we are dedicating this list to all the men who are not like you – STUD. Read More
People, the stories keep rolling in.
After reading a Tale of Two Thumbs, one our readers, Ms. Z, asked me to share her story. Like poor Saffron, she also had a run in with a teeny tiny cock recently, although she didn’t make it out of the situation unscathed. Read More
“Sweet Melinda , the peasants call her the goddess of gloom
She speaks good English, and she invites you up into her room
And you’re so kind, and careful not to go to her too soon
And she steals your voice, and leaves you howling at the moon”
~Bob Dylan
In case you haven’t visited the site over the last few days, Elisabeth Rose and Skye have been posting about the “shortcomings” of some men. Read More
“Poets have hitherto been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese” – G.K. Chesterton
O MY GOD! Most upsetting and horrifying experience on Saturday! I drunken stumbled home with a reasonably attractive young Canadian (being Slutty Mc Ho-Bag) and to start with his equipment was much smaller than his stature would have suggested (I should listen to my own advice as he had very clean shoes). Read More
Gather round y’all, because Skye has got a story for you.
Now the heroine of my story is my friend Saffron, a real looker by anyone’s standards, who oozes sexuality – even when she’s doing something as mundane as cleaning a toilet. Due to her natural ‘talents’ men tend to notice her, and by notice I mean work real hard to get close to her. Read More