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The Anal Truth

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“…the butthole can be the great equalizer— everyone has one. It is the most democratic of our orifices. We can all experience what it feels like to be pitcher or catcher on the butthole diamond. And no one can accuse you of anus envy.” – Tristan Taormino, of puckerup.com

I have alluded to the request for anal sex coming up about three weeks after any declaration of love or commitment. It also happens in the casual realm where I choose to explore. Some lasses enjoy it up the bum, some don’t. But it seems that at some point all men wish to explore their lady’s back passage. Read More

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Learn His Secrets: 5 Things He’ll NEVER Tell You

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

SAM SHARPE

Today is your lucky day ladies, because I’m going to let you in on a secret.  I’m going to tell you about a few things all men think, do and know, but don’t necessarily share with you. So pay attention, because these are the kind of nuggets your man generally won’t volunteer Read More

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Knob Karma

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE

“As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.”  – Sri Guru Granth Sahib

Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI – the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. Read More

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Video: How to Spot a VSD – Part 1

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE

This is our first “instructional” video explaining how to put into action our tips on spotting a VSD (very small dick). Read More

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10 Reasons Why Women Fake Orgasms

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE

We know, we know boys – no woman has ever faked an orgasm with you. Why would they have to? You’re a ‘cocksman’, a stallion, a bedroom bully, a regular Don Juan if you will, and no woman ever leaves your bed unsatisfied. Trust me, we understand and that is why we are dedicating this list to all the men who are not like you – STUD. Read More

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I’ll Catch You Next Time

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

SKYE BLUE

People, the stories keep rolling in.

After reading a Tale of Two Thumbs, one our readers, Ms. Z, asked me to share her story. Like poor Saffron, she also had a run in with a teeny tiny cock recently, although she didn’t make it out of the situation unscathed. Read More

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Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

SAM SHARPE

“Sweet Melinda , the peasants call her the goddess of gloom

She speaks good English, and she invites you up into her room

And you’re so kind, and careful not to go to her too soon

And she steals your voice, and leaves you howling at the moon”

~Bob Dylan

In case you haven’t visited the site over the last few days, Elisabeth Rose and Skye have been posting about the “shortcomings” of some men. Read More

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Halloween Horrors

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE

“Poets have hitherto been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese” – G.K. Chesterton

O MY GOD! Most upsetting and horrifying experience on Saturday! I drunken stumbled home with a reasonably attractive young Canadian (being Slutty Mc Ho-Bag) and to start with his equipment was much smaller than his stature would have suggested (I should listen to my own advice as he had very clean shoes). Read More

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A Tale of Two Thumbs

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

SKYE BLUE

Gather round y’all, because Skye has got a story for you.

Now the heroine of my story is my friend Saffron, a real looker by anyone’s standards, who oozes sexuality – even when she’s doing something as mundane as cleaning a toilet. Due to her natural ‘talents’ men tend to notice her, and by notice I mean work real hard to get close to her. Read More

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The Top 10 Ways to Tell He Has a (Very) Small Dick

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

SKYE BLUE and ELIZABETH ROSE

This one is for the all the size queens out there; the women who are committed to avoiding men with below average ‘endowments’. Before we begin we’d like to clarify one thing. By our (that would be yours truly and Elizabeth Rose) standards any man working with less than Read More

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